[Ding ding ding hot girl alert time to be cool]

Yo! Hate to burst your bubble but Goldenrod's the biggest city in this region. Which is kinda lame because the city I'm from is a whole lot bigger and brighter, and there's tons more stuff to do. But I guess Goldenrod's not too bad; at least it's a city.

If you ain't ever been here before, I could show ya around. I've been livin' here for months now, I can give you the grand tour.