[There's a pause, then, as the camera shakes a little from the Gear being set down, and when Parker eventually reappears she is wearing a pair of bright green felt reindeer antlers with bows hanging off of them, and thus considers herself now sufficiently holly and jolly to answer any and all Christmas questions.]

Oh, yeah, that's barely anything. There's tons of Christmas stuff you can do. You have to get the tree, you have to hang up lights, you have to make cookies and build gingerbread houses and write letters to Santa and make snow angels and drink hot cocoa with candy canes stuck in them and have snowball fights and make ornaments and hang up wreaths and hook up the hotline to NORAD so you can track Santa the whole night as he delivers his presents.